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My First Post

Note to Pseudonym : That was one freaky noise, I kept hoping NPH would turn up in a car with shrooms and we’d go on  an adventure.  Aha, people going to find this kind of stuff weird if they don’t read a lot. Oh well though, that’s their fault. We’re having fun. 🙂 

Also, I think I managed to post it in the right place. Fingers crossed anyway. Yayy, we so good at computers!

Right, first post, part of me feels like its a momentous occasion (hell yeah gurll!), and part of me feels like no-ones going to read this so why post anything about anything.(Bit morbid aha). But there has to be a first post, if you don’t have a first one, then you cant have a 2nd one, (yes, I typed 2nd because I swear I’ll spell it wrong otherwise and look like a small brained twatnose (you never sound like a twatnose! I find brackets inside brackets confusing for some reason..)) or a 3rd one and so-on.

Alot of my posts will be pretty varied. Anything from about how i dropped my toast to my view on politics and the meaning of life or some shit.  I’m kind of assuming and hoping that no-one will read this, because if people do, then they can judge and say mean and hurtful things  and that’s never fun. Just pretty upsetting. So if you do read this and want to say something unnecessarily hurtful, please don’t. Just close the page, problem solved.

Assuming people read these posts, and keep reading them for some peculiar reason here are some titbits (or is it tidbits?) (I vote titbits) of possibly helpful information. I will use a fair few naughty swears in my posts, there may even be some references to drugs and alcohol – oh how very scandalous (ohhh), I thought I ought to warn you, don’t want your panties getting in a twist, or your bison’s getting in a jam. (Ahaha, like this!) If you have any questions about or any issues with anything I post, please comment, email  or whatever (you can find the email in the about us). 

I have no clue how often me or Pseudonym will post, um, hopefully at least once a week. Maybe more, or maybe less.  (I’ll aim for one a week to start with, unless I’m inspired to do more. But we’ll get the feel for it soon I’m sure).

If you’re still reading at this point, thank you for reading, I appreciate it, you’re just completely swell!! And I promise i’ll try and make future posts a whole load better. (Yeeehaw!) 

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Good Morning World *coughAfternooncough*

We are here, to vent and rant and chat and bollocks. We’re lovely people, i swear. Can’t vouch for our mental stability, but then who can seriously?

You may have noticed the mutli-coloured tendencies of our writing. This is because were racially sensitive, and one of us may possibly have been dipped in chocolate or dirt at birth, it depends how you want to see it. We’ll let you decide which one it is (it’s the one with the bad grammar).

What we’d like to do in this section is to introduce our blog and let people know what kind of thing to expect, however we have no idea what to expect ourselves, so this incoherent mess will have to do.  

I guess a lot of things in here, could seem or sound offensive – they are not meant to be. 

Most blogs will be written by one or other of us, but now and then you’ll get the honour of seeing us in action together. Most blogs will be shite (but humorous, hopefully). This line is essentially to emphasise that most blogs will be shite (but humorous, hopefully)

If anyone is actually reading this, feel free send us a message or email us a questions (pseudonymsanonymous@gmail.com 

Disclaimer: Nothing we write should be held against us or taken too seriously. Most of it may be the products of drug-induced anger. We’re good people, promise.

For the record, all names and places are made up due to keeping our anonymity. (That’s a big thing for us here at PseudonymsAnonymous).

 

Colour-code explanation:

Red- Anonymous

Blue- Pseudonym

Purple- Joint effort

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